Crack pipe? Heroin needle?! No. DUMPSTER FULL OF USED CONDOMS, NEEDLES, SEX TOYS, AND JEHOVAH WITNESS FLYERS FEATURING WHITE PEOPLE PICNICKING WITH LIONS AND ANTELOPE IN SOME CELESTIAL GARDEN.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/10/2017 at 22:02 • Filed to: Hey man my mom's roommates mistress' friend was a jw

Behold! 36 grand sooooooooooooon

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/6213944620.html

DISCUSSION (42)

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:07

It’s not even a typo, they repeat it in the ad.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:10

Someone’s getting a little ahead of the Land Cruiser appreciation curve.

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:11

It has 200k miles...... maybe. The odo “just” stopped working

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:11

I realize it likely took a chunk of time and money to get that thing in there, but really? The only thing this ad is missing is “NO LOWBALLERS”

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:12

I started laughing when I saw how long “the bad” list was

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:17

When you take a desirable engine and put it in a desirable car (that it’s doesn’t belong in) you *multiply* the value of the two pieces to get the value of the car, right?

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:28

Only 22 mpg from a 6bt at 65mph? I feel like it should do better.

$4,500 LC + $3,500 engine = !...?

I used to live in Newberg... Lot of weird people there.

Also, what kind of affect will 1,100 pounds of engine have on the handling?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:30

lol stock auto trans

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > WilliamsSW
07/10/2017 at 22:31

If that was true Jake’s XJ-S would be worth like $100k.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:33

FWIW I actually really like this thing - looks like some attempt was made in the front end to cope with the extra weight as well. But yeah the price is... absurd.

WilliamsSW > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
07/10/2017 at 22:33

That thing may not be worth 100k, but those exhaust noises coming from a Jaaaaaaaag are priceless.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:37

Land Cruiser and Cummings combine to form ULTRA TRUCK!

Also are you insinuating that Jehovah’s Whitenesses are racists cuz, no.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:42

You’re like the old lady at church who types entire emails in the subject line.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:43

Somehow I feel that stock Toyota auto isn’t too happy with that much torque.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/10/2017 at 22:44

My next post will be more consistent with your guidelines

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/10/2017 at 22:46

No I’m referring to the flyers they hang out in my city which depict a white family in white robes coexisting with lions and their prey

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:48

Cool and all, but not $36k cool.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:54

our material features people of various races, and cultures. Or at least it has in last 20 years or so. I definitely don’t know where you’re getting the white robe thing.

I don’t need, or want to start an argument tho, I just wanted so say that we are not racists. The exact opposite in fact. Jehovah’s whitenesses have many insults flung at them, most of the based on false information, by that’s one I can’t let slide. Obviously being Christian’s we view every one as equal. Jesus wasn’t even white, he sure didn’t care where some one was from.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 22:57

Someone fresh from California with cash from selling their California house will buy this thing to help them settle in to their outdoorsy new PNW lifestyle and then instabookchat the shit out of all their “adventures”.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 23:20

Pat for the course in the nutty 80 series drive going on right now

Discerning > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/10/2017 at 23:56

Settle down, slugger

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Discerning
07/11/2017 at 00:02

I am settled. I I couldn’t have been more calm.

Discerning > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/11/2017 at 00:19

Just take it easy, pal. Jeez

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Discerning
07/11/2017 at 00:27

Oh, I’m sorry that I stood up for my religion. Yeah I’m in the worng here.

Discerning > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/11/2017 at 00:28

You really need to relax, friend. Just take a deep breath.

(And sorry it wasn’t abundantly clear that I was kidding with you... Maybe you really should relax) lol

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Discerning
07/11/2017 at 00:35

It wasn’t clear at all that you were kidding with me. and it might not have been clear that I was very calm when I typed out my response to the jab at Jehovah’s Whitnesses in the title, but really I just wanted to clear up any misunderstanding if there was one.

Discerning > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/11/2017 at 00:40

Yeesh

Wacko > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/11/2017 at 00:44

Kinja'd!!!

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2017 at 01:39

* 2" front lift

* sits at stock height because Cummins is a boat anchor

Also $36k is the most structurally deficient of smoking implements. I can’t believe the money people ask for swapped Cruisers.

RallyWrench > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
07/11/2017 at 01:46

I’m a dyed in the wool Californian and should resent this, but... you’re absolutely right.

To quote the great Arcot Ramathorn, “you can’t lump us in with those fuckin’ martians!”

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > RallyWrench
07/11/2017 at 02:31

Stereotypes become such for a reason, right?

Semi-related side note, can you tell everyone you know that Oregon and Washington suck? And that they should all just stay in California?

6691 zapS > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2017 at 03:05

I don’t know why any, any utility vehicle with a diesel, they throw away KBB prices. I was looking at E-250 and its like he wanted double the price because diesel. I asked him over the phone what else is making the van worth so much? He got mad.

RallyWrench > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
07/11/2017 at 03:12

They do indeed.

I can try a disinformation campaign, but that’s not going to work. I want people to stay the hell away from here as is! They can have the rest of CA (well, not the Sierras), but keep their gold brickin’ ass out of my nice, quiet little beach community. Out of town money wrecks everything, as I imagine out of state money does there.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > RallyWrench
07/11/2017 at 03:20

Quiet little beach community you say? Where do I sign up?

RallyWrench > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
07/11/2017 at 03:34

Oh, you’d hate it here. The mountain biking sucks, there are no good motorcycle roads, the beer all sucks, there are earthquakes... no good. The local Benz store is looking for techs...