![]() 07/10/2017 at 22:02 • Filed to: Hey man my mom's roommates mistress' friend was a jw | ![]() | ![]() |
Behold! 36 grand sooooooooooooon
https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/6213944620.html
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It’s not even a typo, they repeat it in the ad.
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Someone’s getting a little ahead of the Land Cruiser appreciation curve.
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It has 200k miles...... maybe. The odo “just” stopped working
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I realize it likely took a chunk of time and money to get that thing in there, but really? The only thing this ad is missing is “NO LOWBALLERS”
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I started laughing when I saw how long “the bad” list was
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When you take a desirable engine and put it in a desirable car (that it’s doesn’t belong in) you *multiply* the value of the two pieces to get the value of the car, right?
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Only 22 mpg from a 6bt at 65mph? I feel like it should do better.
$4,500 LC + $3,500 engine = !...?
I used to live in Newberg... Lot of weird people there.
Also, what kind of affect will 1,100 pounds of engine have on the handling?
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lol stock auto trans
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If that was true Jake’s XJ-S would be worth like $100k.
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FWIW I actually really like this thing - looks like some attempt was made in the front end to cope with the extra weight as well. But yeah the price is... absurd.
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That thing may not be worth 100k, but those exhaust noises coming from a Jaaaaaaaag are priceless.
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Land Cruiser and Cummings combine to form ULTRA TRUCK!
Also are you insinuating that Jehovah’s Whitenesses are racists cuz, no.
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You’re like the old lady at church who types entire emails in the subject line.
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Somehow I feel that stock Toyota auto isn’t too happy with that much torque.
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My next post will be more consistent with your guidelines
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No I’m referring to the flyers they hang out in my city which depict a white family in white robes coexisting with lions and their prey
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Cool and all, but not $36k cool.
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our material features people of various races, and cultures. Or at least it has in last 20 years or so. I definitely don’t know where you’re getting the white robe thing.
I don’t need, or want to start an argument tho, I just wanted so say that we are not racists. The exact opposite in fact. Jehovah’s whitenesses have many insults flung at them, most of the based on false information, by that’s one I can’t let slide. Obviously being Christian’s we view every one as equal. Jesus wasn’t even white, he sure didn’t care where some one was from.
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Someone fresh from California with cash from selling their California house will buy this thing to help them settle in to their outdoorsy new PNW lifestyle and then instabookchat the shit out of all their “adventures”.
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Pat for the course in the nutty 80 series drive going on right now
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Settle down, slugger
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I am settled. I I couldn’t have been more calm.
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Just take it easy, pal. Jeez
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Oh, I’m sorry that I stood up for my religion. Yeah I’m in the worng here.
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You really need to relax, friend. Just take a deep breath.
(And sorry it wasn’t abundantly clear that I was kidding with you... Maybe you really should relax) lol
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It wasn’t clear at all that you were kidding with me. and it might not have been clear that I was very calm when I typed out my response to the jab at Jehovah’s Whitnesses in the title, but really I just wanted to clear up any misunderstanding if there was one.
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Yeesh
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* 2" front lift
* sits at stock height because Cummins is a boat anchor
Also $36k is the most structurally deficient of smoking implements. I can’t believe the money people ask for swapped Cruisers.
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I’m a dyed in the wool Californian and should resent this, but... you’re absolutely right.
To quote the great Arcot Ramathorn, “you can’t lump us in with those fuckin’ martians!”
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Stereotypes become such for a reason, right?
Semi-related side note, can you tell everyone you know that Oregon and Washington suck? And that they should all just stay in California?
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I don’t know why any, any utility vehicle with a diesel, they throw away KBB prices. I was looking at E-250 and its like he wanted double the price because diesel. I asked him over the phone what else is making the van worth so much? He got mad.
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They do indeed.
I can try a disinformation campaign, but that’s not going to work. I want people to stay the hell away from here as is! They can have the rest of CA (well, not the Sierras), but keep their gold brickin’ ass out of my nice, quiet little beach community. Out of town money wrecks everything, as I imagine out of state money does there.
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Quiet little beach community you say? Where do I sign up?
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Oh, you’d hate it here. The mountain biking sucks, there are no good motorcycle roads, the beer all sucks, there are earthquakes... no good. The local Benz store is looking for techs...
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CP!
$360.00 will be my best offer for that POS
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that’s flat out silly. Totally ridiculous price.
i kinda want it.
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I’ve gotten PR emails like that before. No joke.
Like, how? Why? But really...........how?
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Sounds terrible!
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The odometer “just stopped working”
sure. right.
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I hope that came across as a joke...
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IT DID!